Wife trashes LCD TV which shortly goes up on ebay

I'm not joking. lol Here it is. Found it browsing for a cheap LCD TV.

http://cgi.ebay.com/42-LCD-TV-CHRIS...0483945757?pt=Televisions&hash=item20b57ee51d

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE OL' BALL & CHAIN WATCHES TOO MUCH FOOTBALL.
AND WAY TOO MANY SUDDENLY BLONDE FOOTBALL NEWSCASTERS LEAVE THEIR POLES IN THE DRESSING ROOMS OF "PROJECT RUNWAY."
Buy it now, set it up next to your small reading chair in the corner of your bedroom (you know, the room with the Kurt Warner wallpaper), and look at it every time you feel alone, and know that you are decidedly not. You have friends in distant desert lands, women who are not calm and kind like you, women who have light-weight coffee tables with multiple uses.
Or give it to your husband as a gift, a reminder how lucky he is to have a good wife, because she does not do THIS to his flat screen
Smoke free home. Local pick up only. I do not believe this TV works anymore. Really. I'm not kidding.

L...O...L...

wow..... thats something id expect from craigslist but ebay?? LOL

bleh..its LG. Now if it was a Sony OLED tv or something, i would cry.

lol! Sony or else it doesn't matter