Jokes Scratchy Susie

A group of guys take their friend to a massage parlor where they give the "happy endings" for a fee. This guy has never been to this type of establishment before, so he doesn't really know what to expect. His buddies tell him only one piece of advice. They all tell him to not go with Scratchy Susie.
"Why not?" he asks them.
"Don't worry about why not, just don't do it. Pick anyone else but her."
So they all go into the back room, and lined up in a row are 5 of the hottest women he has ever seen. His three buddies all pick a girl and disappear into another room. He's left with two to choose from, and he picks a brunette with a smokin hot body. She walks up and introduces herself. "Hi I'm Susie."
He can't believe his mind, there's no way this could be a bad desicison, she's one of the hottest chicks he's ever seen. So he takes her into the back, she slowly undresses, and she is stunning. Huge perfect tits, tan slender body. They start having sex, and he's thinking this is the best day of his life. Things are all going great until his dick starts to hurt. Something isn't right, and it keeps getting worse with each thrust. After a few minutes, he can't take it anymore. He has to say something before his dick feels like it's gonna tear into shreds. "What is that, it's starting to hurt my dick. Something's not right."
"Oh I'm sorry, hold on I'll be right back."
She leaves out of the room, and he is totally confused. A minute or two later, she comes back, and they start going at it again, and if anything, it's better than when they started the first time. She's getting nice and into it, they're doing every position he can think of, he's just pounding it as hard as he can, and she just takes it all and asks for more. Finally he is starting to tell he's gonna finish, so he pulls out, she gets on her knees, and sucks him off until he's busted out the biggest load of his life. Tired and sweaty, he is laying there and turns to her. "What did you go do in the other room?"
"Oh I just went and took out the scabs."

Is this story about you Mack?

Ummm no. Notice it's in the jokes section?

Oh, yeah I see the Jokes tag

Boom!

I heard a variant of this when I was young.

But you're old now, like a distinguished gentleman.