Mean Poems

Mean Poems

Here are some mean Valentine poems since some of u guys aren't in the mood for a "happy" valentine's day...

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme
with the most romantic first line...but with the least
romantic second line. Here are some of the entries
they received:


I thought that I could love no other,
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and
so are you,
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the
sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything that you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you really screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away,
What have you stepped on to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell!"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

this 1's funny

hahaha nice those gave me a good laugh..........it reminds me of the bad old me back in the day lol and well I still do it sometimes hehehe