Add-A-Word-Story 2005

LMAO
Ok, ok can't post anyone's name in the forums unless you are brave enough to post your own, then its your own fault. Obviously its a story guys. C'mon, its a fun madlib, there is nothing in the rules about not making fun of Gays if I remember. j/k But seriously, just keep it going and let it be fun. Do I have to whip out the disclaimer?

"All depictions of character names, titles, usernames, and other titels used in this story are purely fictional and any similarity between them and actual, real people, is purely coincidental."
There, now on one can sue me.

in the part of monica lewinski you were supposed to put tits