A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next...
Women A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the...
New Dog I lost my dog Schroeder last July 2 weeks after he had a stroke. Didn't think I'd get another one this soon, but when I stumbled upon him...
Granddaddy Salty_Dog told me this: As soon as you think a drink can help you, that is the time it can do you the most harm.
Signs, Signs, Everywhere are Signs Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' ************************** In a...
A lot harder than you think.
E.T. Phone Home Two aliens (the kind from Outer Space) landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They...
No Contest Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems....
Totem Pole On his 77th birthday, an old Soux Indian Chief, Keechi Totoc, was made by his squaw wife to visit the medicine man living in a nearby...
Ivy League A redneck student got a scholarship to Harvard. On his first day there, he was walking across the campus and saw some rich preppie types...
New and Unused Getting a hairdryer through customs... A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her,...
Love Dress A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her...
That's a (I think) Corolla hatchback from the 1980s. I had a Dodge (Mitsubishi) Colt like this one at the time which could run circles around...
That's the idea.
The Few. The Proud. The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals, so they offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who...
The Doctor is In Two doctors opened an office in a small town, and put up a sign reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology"....
Double D A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo...
King of Beers Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"...
Buffalo Joke A buffalo was talking on his cell phone. He ended the conversation with "Yeah. Well, hey. I gotta cut this short. These roaming...
Just by a Hair My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in...
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