pretending to be married.. A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental...
This is just stickers. VA has a real old law that states that an officer can ticket you for using profane words in public. Case in point...The R&B...
Ticketed over a bumper sticker? http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/10/16/sticker.suit.ap/index.html So tell me. Do you think the officer was right in...
Drunk again... Harry came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep sleep. He awoke before the Pearly...
A man was walking through a.. grocery store with a small child in the cart. As he shopped, the kid tossed groceries from the cart, screamed, kicked,...
he was wishing her first husband didn't die so he wouldn't have to deal with her now.
Dearly Departed.. A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was...
A guy goes out to get a pack of smokes... one night and runs into an old girlfriend. They have a few drinks, one thing leads to another and they...
oh snap...i didn't copy it all..lol. brb..gonna see if I can find it. there..updated it. sorry bout that.
That is true. What I don't understand is that if he knew he was going down around the 59th st Bridge, why didn't he just let it coast onto the...
With your 2nd statement. If he did have a parachute, the odds of him landing safely was slim. NYC is full of buildings of all heights. There...
A blonde.... A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We...
A little rabbit.. is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says, "Hey,...
Little Johnny A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've...
Oh hell... There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question. To...
lol. I see your point. but umm..it was a joke..lol. Sounds like your daughter is a good kid. I do agree with you though about parents not...
A woman had been away.. for two days visiting a sick friend in another city. When she returned, her little boy greeted her by saying, "Mommy, guess...
Ready for kids? How To Know Whether Or Not You Are Ready To Have Children MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish...
Golf Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting frustrated, though, because the two women who were playing right...
Irish priest in Texas.. Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of...
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