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Jokes Windows XP Source Code

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    Windows XP Source Code

    For the techie in all of us.
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    /*
    TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
    Project: Chicago(tm)
    Projected release-date: MAY 2005
    $History$
    */

    #include "win31.h"
    #include "win95.h"
    #include "evenmore.h"
    #include "oldstuff.h"
    #include "billrulz.h"
    #include "screwuser.h"
    #define INSTALL = HARD

    char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

    void main()
    {
    while(!CRASHED)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    if (first_time_installation)
    {
    make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
    do_nothing_loop();
    totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

    search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
    hang_system();
    }
    write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();
    if (still_not_crashed)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    basically_run_windows_3.1();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_nothing_loop();
    }
    }

    if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();

    if (fast_cpu())
    {
    set_wait_states(lots);
    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
    eatup_RAM(crap%#$); }

    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
    if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt);
    else
    system_memory = open("a:meh:swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);

    create_bad_sectors(lots);
    while(something)
    {
    sleep(5);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    autokill_process(user);
    prepare_error_report("0xxBillxxScrewedxxYaxx0")
    }
    create_general_protection_fault();
    }
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    fishexpo101 Get Some

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    Nice. I think I;ve seen that before - still pretty funny.
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    Laz Z Kay "n00B, be kind"

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    That's some pretty f*cked up VB code. lol

    This is my favorite.
    do_nothing_loop()
    And those IF statements are awesome too.
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    if (still_not_crashed)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    basically_run_windows_3.1();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_nothing_loop();
    }

    thats a classic haha
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