what happen to me yesterday night hahah...

what happen to me yesterday night hahah...

story1: me and buddy were at Bread Garden for coffee... we saw this fat lady w/ her civic who her left lights on heheh and i guess nobody did care cuz nobody said nothing... but an hour later the lights dim and dim until finally dies hahah... then she called CAA (AAA in the states samething) but they didn't came hahahha then she called her friend... here is the funny part her friend is a guy(male) came w/ jumper cables and didn't know a clue how to hook it up and jump a car so me and friend sit and watch... they both were reading instruction on the cable and were so confuse hahah.. the guy said to the lady "are we suppose to hook the black one first??" hahahah... then the lady said "i remember my friend said to hook up the red/positive first" and the guy ignored her and went to grab owners manual hahah... this went on for abt 20mins hahah then they start to discuss where to ground one of the cable hahha they both agree that it goes to the frame but the putted on the side fender under the hood... they started the civic first hahah idiots and it didn't start well obvious... my buddy said those guys "aren't u suppose to start the car that is not dead?" the guy said "i'll try that later..." my buddy just shut up and watch hahha... then they think its the ground problem... which it is one of 2 problems... hahha the lady said "it should be grounded to frame"... the guy said "fender is attach to frame so it should work" hahahhah... then we couldn't stand watching em and went to washroom came out heheh somehow got it started hahha... took them almost 1hr to do a 5 min job... anywayz just to point out how stupid this guy is...



story2: this was b4 the battery jump stuff... same thing me and my buddy sitting there drinking coffee... i notice when i had a drink some guy and a fat chick were makin out outside the bank and then they moved on to the light pole o man nasty stuff the started doing the usual kissing and all that stuff... sorry i just couldn't get my eyes off... i almost puke same w/ my buddy when i told him to look hehehe... i said to my buddy hahah that the guy dunno if he's grabing her boobs or her fat ahhaha... i know fat chicks needs love but not like that so nasty...


story3: well we were on the way back to my place after coffee on a highway we watched ambulance blast right by cuz its emergency... then this car pulls out turn into our direction which is one way so he's going in the wrong direction and the ambulance slam on the brakes almost hit the guy going wrong way... this wasn't that bad but the guy didn't turn around and still coming towards our way... luckily we didn't hit him but this guy beside us almost did... he slams on the brakes roll down his window and yell at the guy going wrong way "YOU ARE GOING THE F-CKING WRONG WAY YOU!!!" and he was yelling for sure cuz my buddy's j-body is exhaust is loud already and we still can hear him yelling hahha... beware of these crazy drivers...


P.S. beware of my sh!tty english skills cuz i hate english and i barely pass my english in high skool so no flame on my english hehehe

LMAO,i think that guy should go school on mechanic or something just to put knowlege on his head about cars and talking about fat chicks making out in public that sick sorry...but why cant they go somewhere else not in public and your 3 story is retarded,im mean the guy turning in to a wrong lane what an idiot or unless he was paranoid and never know what to do and just panic thinking that the ambulance was going in the income lane(mr wrong direction guy)...LMAO!!!

LMAO haha story 2 was mean, yet made me laugh at how u told it.

What? There weren't any fat chicks in the third story? Dang...

Statik's probably right-- had it been some hot chick, you'd have been over there helping her.

They also need help when their cars break down, and they need the same courtesy and respect you'd give someone that met your standards of appearance. You would have told the hot chick that she left her lights on or gone into the store to have her paged-- but you let the fat girl run her battery down.

Not to mention that those other people were getting some action and all you could do was sit there and judge them because you were there with your buddy and not with a girl yourself.

Only twice have I ever had to have the my car running when slave starting another vehicle-- both times were in the dead of winter where the slave vehicle had had its lights left on over 8 hours. If you have to have your engine running every time, maybe you should invest in a good set of slave cables.

That guy might be a veterinarian, or an engineering student, or a brilliant programmer. So he couldn't jump start a car in 5 minutes-- there may be some technical skill he has that were you to try to do it, you'd fail miserably. He might speak three languages or be a skilled carpenter or musician.

And maybe that guy didn't just "barely pass" English in high school. One thing's for sure, if my English skills were that miserable, I'd be working to improve them. If you can judge a guy for being non-technical, then we're free to judge you for being undereducated and semi-literate.

What's sad is that there are people who do find it funny. It might be funny for a short while seeing people trying to slave start a car who have no clue, but I certainly would have reached the point where I would have gone up and given them the help they needed, so I wouldn't instead have to dial 911 when they set their cars on fire or injured themselves.

Ok, I won't flame you for the sh!tty english skills...

What a sh!tty attitude! You and your friend obviously know how to jump a car, but you sit there drinking coffee watching these people struggle and laugh at them. Just because the lady is fat you think that your better than her for some reason. I bet you and your friend would have been out there in a split second if it was some cute chick with a nice ass. I can't believe you think thats funny. I can't believe you expect other people to think that's funny.

I could use a string of explitives to name you but I'll hold that back for the sake of this public forum.