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Jokes WARNING: Alcohol

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    Kaizoku New Member

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    WARNING: Alcohol

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
    Happened to your bra and panties.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
    When you are not.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
    Retard.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
    And over again that you love them.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
    Are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
    Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
    Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
    Laughing WITH you.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your
    Ass kicked.
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    WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel
    Gode.
    Kaizoku, Mar 6, 2009
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    KrypticKarma ~2001 Corrizm~

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    lol nice. Warning! Your friends consuming alcohol could result in some funny ass voicemails the next day that could be used against them :)
    KrypticKarma, Mar 7, 2009
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    xplicitcorolla99 Active Member

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    so true...thats the reason why my coworker wants to drink on the weekend just to get laid other than that he has no game.
    xplicitcorolla99, Mar 7, 2009
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