Turkey Day (You are what you eat)

Turkey Day (You are what you eat)

Things you can say on Thanksgiving that sound dirty but really aren't:

Whew, that's one terrific spread.

I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.

And then tie the legs together to keep the insides moist.

Talk about a huge breast!

Who wants Cool Whip?

If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

Are you ready for seconds yet?

"And he forces his way into the end zone!"

It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

Just wait your turn, you'll get some.

"She weighs 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 16 men to hold her down."

Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

You still have a little bit on your chin.

Just reach in and grab the giblets.

I love the taste of Aunt Marie's pie.

Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.

How long will it take after you stick it in?

You'll know it's ready when the little thingie pops up.

I prefer breasts to legs.

That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest.