Jokes *Training to be a truck driver

*Training to be a truck driver

I heard this at work n thought id share....

An old lady was sitting on her front porch when she looks over on the street and sees this kid with a bag of M&Ms in hand and a cat in front of him so she kept watching him. The lady couldnt believe what she was seeing when she saw the boy eat some M&Ms, bite the cat, and stepped forward. She kept watching the boy and everytime, the kid would do the same thing over and over....eat M&Ms, bite the cat, and take a step forward, eat M&Ms bite the cat, and take a step forward...finally the lady got up and asked the boy...."Boy, what are you doing"....the boy replied, "im training to be a truck driver"....she looked at the boy confused and then asked "well how is that"....the boy replies..."well im training to be a truck driver lady....im poppin pills, eatin' pu$$y, and movin on down the road"...

if you only new... thats great.. I herd that one from a driver at work.

ummmm, i actually work in that industry

haha...that's halarious...haven't laughed like that for a while.