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    Salty_Dog Old Fart

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    On his 77th birthday, an old Soux Indian Chief, Keechi Totoc, was made by his squaw wife to visit the medicine man living in a nearby teepee. It was rumored he had a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction (or what the Indians called "Little Big Horn").

    The medicine man slowly and methodically produced a potion, handed it to the old Chief, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This powerful medicine,and must be respected. You take-um only two sips, and say '1-2-3.' When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in whole life, and you perform as long as you want-um."

    The old Indian was excited. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do Indian Chief stop-um medicine from working?"

    "Your squaw wife say '1-2-3-4,' and medicine stop" he responded, "but when medicine stop it no work-um again until next full moon."

    The old Chief was very eager to do this so he ran home, took two sips of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him on buffalo robe. When she came in, he took off his buckskins and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

    His squaw wife was excited and began throwing off her robes, and then she asked, "What was 1-2-3 for?"

    And that, my friends, is why you should never end your sentences with a preposition, because you could end up with a dangling participle.
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    fishexpo101 Get Some

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    ROFL! That is a good one!
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    roachrolla Hipster

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    poor indian chief..

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