Jokes The Tax Man

The Tax Man

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector
to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking
the books, the auditor turned to the Rabbi and said, "I
notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the
candle drippings?"

"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send
them back to

the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a
free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor, disappointed that his unusual
obnoxious question had a practical answer.

"What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with
the crumbs?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing the inspector was
trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We
collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and
every now and then they send a free box of matzo balls."

"I see," replied the auditor, wondering how he could fluster
that know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, then," he asked, "What do
you do with all the leftover foreskins from the
circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we
do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax
Office, and about once a year they send us a complete
d*ck."

LOL

Nice. That guy had that one coming.

lol

Lol! :d