Jokes The Parrot

The Parrot

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different
each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. One
problem:
The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to
understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the
show: "Look, it's not the same hat!",
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table."
"Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after
all, the captain's parrot.

Then the ship sank.
The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of
the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other
with hatred but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then
another
and then another.

Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back:

"OK, I give up. Where's the fucking ship?"

ahhahah i actually let out alittle laugh. haha