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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by DaCubanSkillz, Nov 17, 2006.

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    The judge

    Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."

    Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000."

    The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon ...

    "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide this case solely on its merits."
    DaCubanSkillz, Nov 17, 2006
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    fishexpo101 Get Some

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    HaHa - that is so wrong.
    fishexpo101, Nov 17, 2006
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