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Jokes The Erection

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    teevee247 Well-Known Member

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    The Erection

    Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

    "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

    "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

    "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

    "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

    "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show".

    "Sensible" says Jeff.

    "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw."

    "And what happened then?"

    "I kicked her in the face."
    teevee247, Jul 21, 2005
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    Rolla95 Rollin' Out y0

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    hahahah
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    Cuztomrollaz98 MAD VLAD!

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    :rofl: man that has got to suck
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    :rofl: that is pure genius
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    Laz Z Kay "n00B, be kind"

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    lol good one.
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    hahaha!!! rofl...
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