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Jokes The deaf bookkeeper and the lawyer

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    The deaf bookkeeper and the lawyer

    The Deaf Bookkeeper and the Lawyer


    The Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him out of ten million bucks; his bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit, and the reason he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court.
    When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
    The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
    The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million bucks is hidden.
    The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
    The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
    That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeepers temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"
    The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
    The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
    The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
    The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

    Don't ya just love lawyers
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    rainbow_star New Member

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    lol, don't trust your lawyer!
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    teevee247 Well-Known Member

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    Awesom joke :D
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    Supershyguy New Member

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    lol Never Never trust lawyers
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