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Jokes Talking Dogs

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    Talking Dogs

    A guy is driving around and sees a sign in front of a house: TALKING DOG FOR SALE. he rings the doorbell, and the owner takes him out to the backyard, where he sees a Labrador.
    "You talk?" he asks the dog.
    "Yep," the Lab replies. "When I was a puppy, the CIA had me jetting from country to country, sitting in with spies and world leaders, because nobody would think that a dog would be eavesdropping. Now I'm retired."
    The guy is amazed and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
    "10 bucks," the owner says.
    "Ten dollars? Why on Earth are you selling him so cheap?"
    "Because he's a fucking liar! He never did any of that shit!"
    MacktasticSlick, Dec 18, 2009
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