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Jokes Should Children Witness Childbirth?

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    Paolino SolidTuned

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    Should Children Witness Childbirth?

    Should Children Witness Childbirth?

    This is one of the funniest I've read!


    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

    The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold the light high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

    Very diligently Kathleen did as she was asked.

    Her mother, Heidi, pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.

    The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

    Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Spank him again."
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    e_andree E

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    I like that one
    e_andree, Mar 10, 2006
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    hahaha
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    DaCubanSkillz Active Member

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    LAME!

    lmao..just kidding.

    I like that one..I can actually picture a 3yr old saying that..lol.
    DaCubanSkillz, Mar 10, 2006
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    Rolla95 Rollin' Out y0

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    hahah, thats funny
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    Paolino SolidTuned

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    [snicker] Jerk! lol

    Yeah, that's why I laughed to. I can see her getting all "high and mighty". :)
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    "Spank him again!!"
    LOL :lol:
    rainbow_star, Mar 10, 2006
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    lmfao.... :hesaid
    Wide Slip Angle, Mar 10, 2006
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    My wife works on the Labor and Delivery floor....she calls us from the nursery every so often, and my 4 year old son was talking to her, and he heard the babies crying in the background. He asked "Mommy....are you going to buy that baby?"

    THAT was pretty funny.
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    Hehehe.... she should have said that she was going to trade her in for the new one.
    Wide Slip Angle, Mar 11, 2006
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    Roflmao
    vortex, Mar 11, 2006
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