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Purchasing vs. Leasing

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Salty_Dog, Feb 12, 2009.

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    Salty_Dog Old Fart

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    Purchasing vs. Leasing

    A new look at an old argument.

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    Purchasing:

    The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per boink.

    This is Heather.

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    Leasing:

    On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!

    This is Kristen.

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    Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a $41.7 million savings).

    Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, no bitching and complaining or 'honey-do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees.

    Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
    Salty_Dog, Feb 12, 2009
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    nyrican52884 Active Member

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    ROFL. That's awesome
    nyrican52884, Feb 12, 2009
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    KrypticKarma ~2001 Corrizm~

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    Lol wow
    KrypticKarma, Feb 12, 2009
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    mochatron New Member

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    Ill keep this in mind...
    mochatron, Feb 12, 2009
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    GSE21tuner Formerly rollatuner110. Representing AZLexus.club

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    Only if you're rich. I don't have even 7.3 million. lol
    GSE21tuner, Feb 13, 2009
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    JspeXAE102 Well-Known Member

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    I'm pretty sure you can get more affordable hookers out there though.
    JspeXAE102, Feb 13, 2009
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    GSE21tuner Formerly rollatuner110. Representing AZLexus.club

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    Adorable and affordable. haha
    GSE21tuner, Feb 13, 2009
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    best friends w/benefits is always free,lol...
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    planning ahead are we?
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