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Jokes Pickup lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by DaCubanSkillz, Jan 3, 2007.

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    DaCubanSkillz Active Member

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    Pickup lines

    lol...


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    You look like the kind of girl that could light up the whole room with a smile, like a million watt light bulb.

    (Wait for her to smile)

    Hmm.. I was wrong, but that's OK, candle light is cool.

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    I've thought you were beautiful since I first saw you through the smoke and haze from the other side of the night-club, now that I'm closer I can see that smoke doesn't only give you heart disease and lung cancer, it also distorts your vision.

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    I wanted to ask the most beautiful woman in this night-club for a dance, but she said no, so do you want to?

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    I've been staring at your hair for about fifteen minutes, and it's just made me wonder what colour your nipples are.
    DaCubanSkillz, Jan 3, 2007
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    tsburt Active Member

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    Hehe...the Second One Is A Good One
    tsburt, Jan 3, 2007
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    rainbow_star New Member

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    LOL@ the last one!!!
    rainbow_star, Jan 3, 2007
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