Jokes Nine months later...........

Nine months later...........

Nine months later...........


Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up in
Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours,
they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm
and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could
spend the night.

"I realise it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge
house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm
afraid neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn.
And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and
settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared,
and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met
on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember
that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday
up North?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
house and pay her a visit?"

"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I
have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your
name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid
I did. Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."



And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?

LOL, what a unexpected happy ending!!!

I dunno what shocked me more...the ending or that some one new posted a joke.