Jokes new technology

new technology

I've heard this one before many years ago...and it still makes me laugh!!

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This fella walks into a bar, with his hand held up against the side of his face, talking away to some unseen person. He goes to the empty end of the bar, and sits down, still talking.

The bartender is at the other end of the bar, with some regular patrons, and they are all wondering if this fella is a little nuts, or what? So he assures them he will get to the bottom of this, and goes down to take the fellas' drink order, once he stops talking into his hand.

As he sets the drink in front of him, the bartender asks "We noticed you were talking into your hand, can you explain why? The fella says "It's new technology, I've got a cell phone implanted, inside my hand!" Of course the bartender is skeptical, but the fella insists it's true, asking for the bar's phone number, he taps into the palm of his hand, and tells the bartender to answer the phone, as it starts to ring.

Sure enough, the bartender picks up the phone, and the fella talking into his hand, is on the line, saying "see!!! it's really a phone!"

The bartender is astonished, and goes back to the other end of the bar, to tell the others about this palm phone. The fella gets up and goes to the men's room, while the bartender is telling them that as soon as the fella comes back, he will have him call the bar again, so one of them can pick up the phone, and see it's true.

They wait a bit, and when the fella doesn't come right back out, the bartender decides to go check on him. When he walks into the men's room, he finds the fella bent over the sink, with his pants down around his ankles, and several sheets of toilet paper sticking out of his ass! The bartender hollers "what the hell are you doing??"

The fella replys "I'm waiting for a fax!".

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