Jokes Mr. Goodwrench

Mr. Goodwrench

A successful proctologist who always had a thing for cars, decided to take a class in auto mechanics at the local Vo-Tech school.

When the semester was over, the students were given their final exam: strip a car engine completely and reassemble it in perfect working order. The proctologist did his best - and was amazed to find he scored 150%.

"How could that be?" he asked.

"Well," said the instructor, "I gave you 50% for taking the engine apart. Next, I gave you 50% for reassembling it - a really fantastic job. And then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the exhaust pipe."