Jokes Missing ears...

Missing ears...

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital
Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if
he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even
said the word ears he would get the smacking of his life when they came
back home. Little Jonnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Jonnie looked in the crib he said," What a beautiful baby."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Jonnie."

Jonnie said," He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a
cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Jonnie, "coz he'd be f*cked if he needed
glasses"

ROTFLMAO

That is a good one, I've read similar ones around the missing ears idea - but this one is much more entertaining.