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Jokes Math view of 100%

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    Paolino SolidTuned

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    Math view of 100%

    This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint of 100%...
    and it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
    about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been
    to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
    achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But then,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


    And,
    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    And, lJJk how far ass kissing will take you -

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hardwork and
    Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
    the Bullshit and Asskissing that will put you over the top!
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    thats like 100 years old man.
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    James Bullshit Police

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    good, productive reply!!

    i thought it was pretty good, made me laugh :D
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