Luv, lust or marriage?

Luv, lust or marriage?

Well I dk random crap here, I just got this in an e-mail so I dk w/e lol

How do u kno if ur in love, lust, or marriage?


LUV when ur eyes meet across a crowded room
LUST when ur tongues meet across a crowded room
MARRIAGE when ur belt won't meet around ur waist, & don't care

LUV when intercourse is called making luv
LUST all other times
MARRIAGE what's intercourse?

LUV when u argue over how many children 2 have
LUST When u argue over who gets da wet spot
MARRIAGE when u argue over money

LUV when u share everything u own
LUST when u think twice about giving ur partner bus money
MARRIAGE when da bank owns everything

LUV when it doesn't matter if u don't climax
LUST when da relationship is over if u don't climax
MARRIAGE what's a climax?

LUV when u phone each other just 2 say "Hi"
LUST when u phone each other just 2 organize sex
MARRIAGE when u phone each other 2 find out what time ur son's game starts

LUV when u write poems about ur partner
LUST when all u write is ur phone number
MARRIAGE when all u write are check's

LUV when u show concern fo ur partners' feelings
LUST when u couldn't give a rip
MARRIAGE when ur only concern is what's on TV

LUV when ur farewell is "I luv u darling"
LUST when ur farewell is "So, same time next week?"
MARRIAGE when ur farewell is silent

LUV when u are proud 2 be seen in public wit ur partner
LUST when you only ever see each other in da bedroom
MARRIAGE when u never see each other awake

LUV when ur heart flutters every time u see them
LUST when ur groin twitches every time u see them
MARRIAGE when ur wallet empties every time u see them

LUV when nobody else matters
LUST when nobody else knows
MARRIAGE when everybody else matters & u don't care who knows

LUV when all da songs on da radio describe exactly how u feel
LUST when it's just the same mushy old crap
MARRIAGE when u never listen 2 music

LUV when breaking up is sumthing u try not 2 think about
LUST when staying 2gether is sumthing u try not 2 think about
MARRIAGE when just getting through 2day is ur only thought

LUV when you're interested in everything ur partner does
LUST when you're only interested in 1 thing
MARRIAGE when ur not interested in what ur partner does and da one thing ur
interested in is ur golf score

So which would you choose?

Love has its upside though.

...Whoa, that sounded gay....

LUST ALL THE WAYYYY!!!!

Lust.......... its more intresting.

I guess lust cause I'm single and shit yea let's go with that one