Jokes joke a lady at work gave me

joke a lady at work gave me

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says "Hi...You know, I just hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffer/bodygaurd for his nyphomaniac daughter. You will have to drive around his Mercedes, but he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year.

The guy says, "Your bullshittin' me.

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

thats great... I think Ive heared it before but its still funny

Man...I must be retarded cause I dont get it

ok the lady tells this guy his basically dream job and its a lie caus everybody likes collecting wellfair...

yes u are, lmao

.... I get it now. It was the way that the woman responded is worded. I read it differently. I read it as in he just started the job, lol.