Jokes Irish priest in Texas..

Irish priest in Texas..

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in
his new Texas
mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a
deep breath of the beautiful day outside.

He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of
his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The
conversation went like this:

"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at
St. Brigid's.There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so
kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied
with a smirk,"Well now father, it was always my impression that you people
took care of last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, tis certainly true, but we
are also obliged to notify the next of kin."

hahaa

Ha, I went to Catholic school from 1st-9th (shhhh don't tell anyone) and that priest reminded me of a priest we had at the school. Father John, man that guy was vulgar. I remember he was playing basketball w/ us at recess one day and missed a shot and broke out a solid "F*CKING SH*T!"