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Jokes How stupid do they think we are?

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    Barnacules 100101101011011

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    How stupid do they think we are?

    Found this on a site and got a few chuckles out of it :)

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    How Stupid Do They Think We Are?

    On a bag of Fritos:
    You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

    On a bar of Dial bath bar:
    Directions: Use like regular soap.

    On a frozen dinner package:
    Serving suggestion: Defrost.

    On a hotel-provided shower cap box:
    Fits one head.

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
    Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box)

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
    Product will be hot after heating.

    On packaging from a Rowenta Iron:
    Do not iron clothes on body.

    On Boot's children's cough medicine:
    Do not drive car or operate machinery.

    On a bottle of Nytol (a sleeping aid:(
    Warning: May cause drowsiness.

    On a Korean kitchen knife:
    Warning: Keep out of children.

    On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
    For indoor or outdoor use only.

    On a Japanese food processor:
    Not to be used for the other use.

    On Sainsbury's peanuts:
    Warning: Contains nuts.

    On an American Airlines package of nuts:
    Instructions: Open package, eat nuts.

    On a Swedish chainsaw:
    Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

    On a package of Sunmaid raisins:
    Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?

    UPDATE : Someone please move this, I'm half asleep and posted it in the wrong section :)
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    SaberJ2X Lurk MOAR

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    ROFL... this is so.. so... stupid

    open package, eat nuts *snickers*
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    Rolla95 Rollin' Out y0

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    hah funny stuff...

    by the way, moved to Jokes/Humor

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