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    Salty_Dog Old Fart

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    Have Club, Will Travel

    What's the difference between a Cadillac and a golf ball?

    Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball more than 400 feet before it hits a tree.
    Salty_Dog, Dec 3, 2009
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    1337Rolla oh my

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    horrible.. but I laughed :D
    1337Rolla, Dec 3, 2009
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    GSE21tuner Formerly rollatuner110. Representing AZLexus.club

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    Lol
    GSE21tuner, Dec 3, 2009
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    Lmao :d
    RinconRolla98, Dec 3, 2009
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    DrunkSaru Unsuspecting Poo Flinger

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    not funny. didn't laugh
    DrunkSaru, Dec 3, 2009
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    What's the difference between porcupines and Porsche's?

    Porcupines have the pricks on the outside.
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    Why did Tiger hit both a fire hydrant and a tree?

    He couldn’t decide on an iron or a wood.

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    A few years back I was playing golf in Thailand. I was playing quite well and a crowd had gathered.

    As I holed another putt,the crowd started shouting "Tiger!Woods!Tiger!Woods!" I turned to acknowledge them but they'd gone,and that's when the f**king tiger came running out of the woods. :eek:
    Salty_Dog, Dec 4, 2009
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    What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?

    They both got clubbed by Scandinavians.
    RinconRolla98, Dec 4, 2009
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    News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger."

    Tiger takes no responsibility for his errant drive. Like most professional golfers, he blames the Caddy.
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    MovieSTAR i hurd u liek?

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    doesn't tiger drive a buick?
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    GSE21tuner Formerly rollatuner110. Representing AZLexus.club

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    Cadillac Escalade.
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    MovieSTAR i hurd u liek?

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    damn i thought he had a buick...you know..because they give him millions and millions of dollars.
    MovieSTAR, Dec 4, 2009
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    The same millions he's used and is using to bribe the girl from the first affair and his wife?
    GSE21tuner, Dec 4, 2009
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    JDMjody VVTLi > VTEC

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    i had to read it twice before i chuckled. lol

    good joke for the thinkers. haha
    JDMjody, Dec 5, 2009
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    Salty_Dog Old Fart

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    He advertises for Buick, but the vehicle he drove that night was a Cadillac Escalade.
    Salty_Dog, Dec 5, 2009
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