Jokes Financial Security

Financial Security

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked
for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state,
her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years,
with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and
other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in
a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his
employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had
been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and
therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years
of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million.

Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were
worth more than $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the
largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged" for
sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings
and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth more than $3 million, her
husband was so astounded he could barely speak.

But finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what
you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"
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That's when she shot him!

You know, sometimes, we men just don't know when to keep our mouths shut.

Lol, that's good!