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Jokes Double D

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    Salty_Dog Old Fart

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    Double D

    A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

    Molly said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

    The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word fascinate."

    Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Statue of Liberty and I was fascinated."

    The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word fascinate."Little Johnny raised his hand.

    The teacher hesitated because Little Johnny was noted for his bad language.

    She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him.

    Little Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."
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    bennyboi9 Well-Known Member

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    these jokes are all terrible!
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    fishexpo101 Get Some

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    Ha Ha! Love those Little Johnny jokes.
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    Salty_Dog Old Fart

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    That's the idea.
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