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Jokes Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish

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    Paolino SolidTuned

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    Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish

    If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

    Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

    Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
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    Prodigy3006 Rubber Man

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    heheheheheh
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    Wide Slip Angle New Member

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    :drunks: Amen, brother.
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    Why is there a "®" next to tequila?
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    rolla02 Corollalcholic

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    Now I want to body shots anyone up to drinking tonight LOL
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    Paolino SolidTuned

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    E, I dunno. It came like that in the email. I guess they are trying to make it look more offical and whatnot. I dunno.
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    sonsofwisdom I can fix it

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    :drunk: hells...*hickup...yeah

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