Jokes Do you come here often?

Do you come here often?

Unsuccessful pickup lines:

1. Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.

2. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

3. Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

4. Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in 'em.

5. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

6. I know I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

7. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

8. If you're gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep 'til noon.

9. Your face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

Lmao 2 6 8 9

9 = win