Dictionary of dating....

Dictionary of dating....

I got this through an e-mail so I thought I'd share it..... if u have anything to add go right ahead lol.......

Dictionary Of Dating

ATTRACTION..... da act of associating horniness with a particular person..

LUV AT 1ST SIGHT ..... what occurs when 2 extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet..

DATING..... da process of spending enormous amounts of money, time & energy 2 get better acquainted with a person whom u don't especially like in da present & will learn 2 like a lot less in da future..

BIRTH CONTROL..... avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, & dating repulsive men..

EASY..... a term used 2 describe a woman who has da sexual morals of a man..

EYE CONTACT..... a method utilized by 1 person 2 indicate that they r interested in another.. Despite being advised 2 do so, many men have difficulty lewkin a woman directly in da eyes, not necessarily due 2 shyness, but usually due 2 da fact that a woman's eyes r not located in her chest..

FRIEND..... a person in ur acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing..

INDIFFERENCE..... a woman's feeling 2wards a man, which is interpreted by da man 2 b "playing hard 2 get"..

INTERESTING..... a word a man uses 2 describe a woman who lets him do all da talking..

IRRITATING HABIT..... what da endearing lil qualities that initially attract 2 people 2 each other turn in2 after a few months 2gether..

LAW OF RELATIVITY..... how attractive a given person appears 2 b is directly proportionate 2 how unattractive ur date is..

NYMPHOMANIAC..... a man's term 4 a woman who wants 2 have sex more often than he does..

SOBER..... condition in which it is almost impossible 2 fall in luv..



"Women might b able 2 fake orgasms..but men can fake whole relationships.."

hehe.that is so fucking true!

All I can say is AMEN! lol