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    car names

    lol, found this on another board.

    AUDI- Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.

    BMW-Big Money Works.
    * Brutal Money Waster.
    * Bimbette Motor Weapon.
    * Break My Window.

    BUICK-Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer.

    CHEVROLET- Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips.
    * Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
    * Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
    *Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology.

    DODGE-Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.
    *Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere.
    *Dead or Dying Gas Eater.
    *Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express.

    DODGE-Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.
    *Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere.
    *Dead or Dying Gas Eater.
    *Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express.

    FIAT- Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
    *Fix It All the Time.
    *Fix it again, Tony!

    FORD - First On Recall Day.
    *Fixed Or Repaired Daily.
    *First On Rust and Deterioration.
    *Fix Or Repair Daily.
    *Found On Road, Dead.
    *Fast Only Rolling Downhill.
    *Features O.J. and Ron's DNA.
    *Found On Russian Dump.

    GM- General Maintenance.
    * Great Mistake.
    * GMC- Garage Man's Companion.
    * Got A Mechanic Coming?.

    HONDA - Had One Never Did Again.

    HYUNDAI-Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

    MAZDA- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along.

    OLDSMOBILE-Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind *Infuriatingly Late Everywhere.
    *Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment.

    PINTO - Put in new transmission often.

    PONTIAC - Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac.

    SAAB-Send Another Automobile Back.
    *Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
    *Sorry Arsed Auto Builders.

    TOYOTA-Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto.

    VOLVO- Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
    *Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners.

    VW-Virtually Worthless.
    AE102, Jun 9, 2005
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    Bulletproofswordsman JDM Oroku-Saki

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    rofl clever, good find
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    Nice. FORD=Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge :p

    I dont get the Toyota one... :confused:
    SlowRolla97, Jun 9, 2005
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    ford backwards: driver returns on foot

    ford can also be fast on race day (to the ford fans)

    honda: hold on, not done accelerating
    toyotaspeed90, Jun 9, 2005
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    Or Fucked On Race Day :p
    SlowRolla97, Jun 9, 2005
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    hellapinoy 2000 Celica GTS

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    BMW... bought my wife... lol...
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    Laz Z Kay "n00B, be kind"

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    BMW:
    Brings me women.......but
    Broke my wallet.
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    haha thats a good one.
    AE102, Jun 9, 2005
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    & something my friend (who was drunk) made up:

    GSR: got some rice? rice sound good.......
    toyotaspeed90, Jun 10, 2005
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    Cuztomrollaz98 MAD VLAD!

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    that's tight, I couldn't come up with any.....yet :D
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    Honda
    How Odd No Damn Acceleration

    LOL sounds like me neighbor!
    01rollas, Jun 12, 2005
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    does ne1 knows ne for NISSANS? my bf is sitting here going "nissans are the bomb, that's y"...
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    Ford=Nissan=Renault thats what i know, Nissan and Ford are now working together for the trannys and nissan owns renault which makes small irreliable cars. thats what i know
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    teevee247 Well-Known Member

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    not quite the same, but same idea...

    If NISMO = Nissan Motorsports then HOMO = Honda Motorsports
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    hehe
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