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Jokes Calf born...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by DaCubanSkillz, Nov 17, 2006.

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    DaCubanSkillz Active Member

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    Calf born...

    A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.

    The man thought, "Great, he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun, I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."

    After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"

    "Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad.

    "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
    DaCubanSkillz, Nov 17, 2006
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    Silver Bullet New Member

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    You're not a comedian.
    Silver Bullet, Nov 25, 2006
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    hehehe, i think its funny in a stupid way.
    01rollas, Nov 25, 2006
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    tsburt Active Member

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    hehe
    was goign as fast as a corolla...:horse:
    tsburt, Nov 25, 2006
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