Jokes Bum walks into a bar.

Bum walks into a bar.

Bum walks into a bar.
"Bartender, set up every one at the bar and pour one for yourself."
Bartender sets everyone up and knocks back a shot of Jagermeister for himself.
"That's going to be $34.00"
"I don't have any money" The bum replies.
The bartenders drags the guy out back and beats his ass.
Few weeks go by, the bum walks back into the same bar.
"Bartender, set up everyone at the bar and pour one for yourself"
Thinking no way this guy is crazy enough to stiff him again the bartender sets everyone up and knocks back a shot of Tequila for himself.
"That's going to be $34.00"
"I don't have any money"
The bartender drags the bum out back and just works him over.
Three weeks later same bum same bar same bartender.
"Bartender set up everyone at the bar."
Bartender asks, "What about me?"
The bum replies, "Fuck that, you get violent when you drink"

lol boo.