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Jokes Black for 5 minutes

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    magnem44 The Magnificent

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    Black for 5 minutes

    This a joke someone emailed me thought it was funny so i posted it.

    Black For 5 Minutes:

    A little white boy was watching his mother in the kitchen making a chocolate cake from scratch. While the mother had her head turned, the little white boy went to the table dipped both hands in the chocolate frosting and covered his face with it. The mother turned around to see what the boy was doing and said "Boy, what the hell are you doing?" The son gleefully replied "Look Mama! I'm black!!!" The mother became enraged and slapped the crap out of her son. She the said "Boy, go show your father what you've done! The boy then walked into the den where his father was reading and said "Look Daddy, I'm Black!!" The father put his magazine down with a very puzzled look on his face (seeing the chocolate on the boy's face). The father said "Come here, boy!" The boy came to him and the father smacked his son across his head. The father angrily said "Now go show your grandpa what you've done!!!" The boy then slowly walked to his grandpa who was on the porch and said, "Um...Grandpa, Look what I did. I'm black now." The grandfather said gruffly, "COME HERE BOY!" The grandfather took the boy over his knee and proceeded to spank him. That'll teach you! Now go back in the kitchen with your mama!!! The boy walks back in the kitchen and the mother said "I hope you've learned your lesson young man. The boy says with a scowl on his face "Hell yeah! I've been black for 5 minutes and I hate you white mothaf*cka's already!
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    alby13 New Member

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    yeah we need some jokes with taste and class.

    :p
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    Barnacules 100101101011011

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    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH That is so funny!
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    :superconf
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    Bulletproofswordsman JDM Oroku-Saki

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    i know, right

    do you have prince albert in a can? well you better let him out!

    :british laughter:
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    sorry but racial jokes is taking it too far.
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    Cuztomrollaz98 MAD VLAD!

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    wow I didn't notice this thread till now since it was locked so obviously something was going wrong.......... and well obviously not a funny joke hell not even a joke please don't post up stuff like this...
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