Jokes Balloons

Balloons

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the
> house
> with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break
> something, but the boy continues.
>
> "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off." You're going to break something.
> He
> stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center.
>
> Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the
> store.
>
> He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.
>
> Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea
> run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it
> comes.
>
> When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.
> She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her
> doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he
> assures
> her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.
>
> When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his
> knees
> and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen
> and
> sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes
> and
> poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
>
> "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
>
> He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the
> first time I've ever actually seen a fart !"