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any good car jokes...

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    any good car jokes...

    Does anyone have any good car related jokes?

    I'll start it off:

    A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"
    polo708, Jul 20, 2004
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    superakuma Guest

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    Not really a joke but...

    Fix
    Or
    Repair
    Day

    B i t c h
    Made
    W hore

    If NISsan MOtorsport is NISMO
    then
    HOnda MOtorsport is HOMO?
    superakuma, Jul 20, 2004
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    w1ngzer0 Guest

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    what does a 400hp supra and a 600hp supra have in common?

    wakka wakka wakka! :p
    w1ngzer0, Jul 20, 2004
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    not really a joke but really fun... wire a friends horn to their turn signal :D
    bewildered_spruce, Jul 20, 2004
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    SERG4U Guest

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    lol....DIY Plz
    SERG4U, Jul 21, 2004
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    bewildered_spruce Guest

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    its also fun to wire the horn to the brakes... pretty much wiring the horn to anything
    bewildered_spruce, Jul 22, 2004
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