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Jokes All you illegal street racers...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by JLee, Jun 15, 2006.

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    JLee TD05 3SGTE

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    All you illegal street racers...

    ...save the taxpayers some money and arrest yourselves.




    :p
    JLee, Jun 15, 2006
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    DeebsTundra Big Tires :)

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    LOL, what if you arrest yourself and plead not guilty? Do they assume guilt?
    DeebsTundra, Jun 15, 2006
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    igorien2k New Member

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    i bet that site gets so many prank arrests they dont really care anymore. just too damn irresistible. LOL (j/k i know this is probably a joke site)
    igorien2k, Jun 16, 2006
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    James Bullshit Police

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    oh boy, these rules are great

    1. Do not leave your house. If you are not home now, go home immediately.

    2. Put any firearms or other potential weapons out of reach.

    3. Remove your belt and shoelaces.

    4. If others are present in your house, send them away. You may, however, talk to yourself.

    5. You are not to allow yourself any visitors.

    6. Conjugal visits are not permitted.

    7. Consumption of alcohol or use of any other non-prescription drugs is not permitted.

    8. Do not try to escape from your home.

    9. If you do attempt an escape, use all reasonable force to stop yourself.

    10. Report any escape attempts promptly, by phone, to the local police.

    11. Do not disturb any evidence present in your home.

    12. Remain in your home until the police arrive.
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    teevee247 Well-Known Member

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    That may be a joke, but the proposed legislation the government is imposing is retarded here... minimum of 1 year in prison for street racing, but at the judges discretion can go up to 10 years... or up to 14 years if someone was injured or LIFE IN PRISON if someone was killed...
    teevee247, Jun 16, 2006
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