Jokes All he needs is a push...

All he needs is a push...

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the
morning by a loud pounding on the door........

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for
a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "It's three o'clock
in the morning."

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and
it is pouring rain outside!!."

His wife said, "Don't you remember about three months
ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?

I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed
of yourself!"

The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed
and goes out into the pouring rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still
there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk

that was sort of stupid but it still made me chuckle