Jokes A woman's night out...

A woman's night out...

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around
3a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed....3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos total 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
"Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why? He said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said, "Oh. shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,
cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, tripped over the
coffee table and farted.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA! ROFLMAOCOPTOREXTREME!

HA HA. That's pretty darn good.