Jokes *A Virgin's Nightmare

*A Virgin's Nightmare


Message: Message: A girl asks her boyfriend to
come over
Friday
night

and have dinner with her parents. Since
this is
such a

big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and
make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never
had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the
pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist
it's his
first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to
know about
condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the
boy how
many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-
pack, or
family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack
because
he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his
first time
and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's
parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the
door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents,
come on
in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the
dinner
table

where the girl's parents are seated. The
boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep
in
prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement
from the
boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head
down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this
religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had
no idea
your

father was a pharmacist."

hahahaha!!!!! omg!!!! thats hilarious!!!!!

oldie but a goodie...lol

Classic. I've seen that so many times but I still read it all the way through and chuckle.