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Jokes A guy goes out to get a pack of smokes...

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    DaCubanSkillz Active Member

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    A guy goes out to get a pack of smokes...

    one night and runs into an old girlfriend. They have a few drinks, one thing leads to another and they wind up at her place.
    After a few hours of passionate lovin', he realizes it's 1 AM and he has a lot of explaining to do to his wife.
    He asks his old flame for some talcum powder, coats his hands with it and heads home.
    When his wife answers the door she asks him, "Where the hell have you been?" He says, "Well honey, I ran into an old girlfriend, we had some drinks and wound up at her place having sex."
    She grabs his hands, sees the talcum powder and screams, "Liar! You've been bowling again!"
    DaCubanSkillz, Oct 13, 2006
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    Vamp Gunmetal 2001 Corolla S

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    LOL, nice.
    Vamp, Oct 13, 2006
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    Paolino SolidTuned

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    lol Just goes to show that honesty is always the best policy. :D
    Paolino, Oct 13, 2006
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    True...that works! Ive used that excuse before :)
    e_andree, Oct 13, 2006
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    taxableabe Long time lurker

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    lol
    taxableabe, Oct 14, 2006
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    that one is hella funny
    oppositesleeper, Oct 14, 2006
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    Rolla95 Rollin' Out y0

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    hah, at least he didn't lie, lmao
    Rolla95, Oct 14, 2006
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