Jokes A first (NWS)

A first (NWS)

a boy just turned 11 years old and gets his first boner.
he goes to his dad and asks "what is this dad" dad says "that is a boner" boy says "what do i do with it ?"

"well son you see that tree out there with the hole in it" , son "yes", dad "well rake this vaseline and rub it on that hole stick your boner in it until ithe boner goes away"
so three or four times a day the son is out at that tree sticking his boner in. when the boy turns 18 the dad takes the son to a whore house and says to the pimp "give my boy your finest girl" and this hot blounde comes down and takes the son upstairs. as the dad sat there proud as could be he heres a deadly scream so he runs upstairs and finds his son sticking a broom handle up the whore and the dad says "son what the fuck are you doing" the son says "dad i am checking for bees"