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8th gen NOOBS

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    lol just like the stupid cop that pulled me over last year.
    Me: whats my violation sir?
    Cop: your head light is too bright and you muffler is too loud
    Me: ok sir i think my headlight is not illegal because its white and im sorry about the muffler
    Mean stupid cop: pop the hood "son".. ok hm...your header thats illegal..do you race son?
    Me: No sir i dont race and no sir thats not illlegal because thats my stock intake manifold
    Mean stupid cop: w/e. im giving you a fix it ticket for the muffler and your headlight...
    Me: ok......
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    8th gen NOOBS

    I dropped my car off at a mechanic to install a new constant velocity driveshaft for the passenger side. as i'm signing the papers to allow work to be done to my car, the mechanic is driving my car into the garage. there were a bunch of civic and rx7 people there and when the mech popped open my hood. everyone was like "DAMN!!!! That's a corolla?" Some skater kid (i say kid because he has a high piched voice for a 20 y.o. rofl) asks,

    "DUDE, is that an aftermarket header?"
    me: yeah.
    skater kid: what brand?
    me: OBX or Forza
    skater kid's friend: no the header is back here, you dummy.
    skater kid: well that must be the intkae manifold.
    me: ohh, that.... then, yeah.
    skater kid: is that factory or aftermarket?
    me: factory. i just painted it black
    other guy in the garage: that's a huge intake manifold
    skater kid: are you sure that's not your header?
    me: i do have a cold air intake attatched to it.
    mechanic: ok you wannabe drifters, i'm lifting up the car. get out.

    ........car gets lifted...


    other people in the garage: whoa, this corolla has the real sh*t.
    other people: damn!! whiteline swaybar..

    then my mom picked me up. i had to go. you think that a bunch of youngsters hanging around the tuner shop would know a thing or two about an intake manifold or a cold air intake.

    anyway, aside from the ooohs and ahhhs, i think i told all those guys what you can do with a corolla. You gotta be proud to be breaking the mold.

    the mechanic... he's cool. he's a huge rx7 and mazda guy.
    http://www.myspace.com/rmjmotorsports that's his website.
    he's also a drifter. one of these days if i have the extra cash, i'll drop in a motor with him.
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    Owned!...your car is blue now?? isn't it silver before?
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    previous official color: sandrift metallic
    street name color: champagne

    new color: deep navy blue
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    I'm ROFLMAFAO over here! Where's this shop?
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    i would have said the same thing as those kids.. when i was in middle school. i am always so amazed to see how many people are so stupid. I too thought the intake manifold was the exhaust header at first when i bought the car but figured out otherwise after looking for a few seconds.. i want to meet these kids too..
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    I love those noob kids. :D
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    Talk about educated authority. *sigh*
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    DOT. Noypi ako!

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    Same thing happened to me when I had my alignment done in Brake Masters here in Simi.

    The couldn't believe it was a Corolla, it was that low, and I can afford coilovers. HAHAHAHA.
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    Now they're going to tell it to their friends and they're all going to want Corollas!! hahaha LOL
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    I can beat that with both hands tied behind my back and without looking...


    HA∞!
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    game over... he put the infinity sign.. and no one be a baby about doing (infinity)(2) because infinity is infinity...
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    That's damn straight. You sure know your stuff. :D
    I win.
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    good game guys good game... now get a life!! haha jp.."""bored""
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    MovieSTAR i hurd u liek?

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    geez, what is that in an interger?
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    No matter what you add, subtract, multiply or divide, ∞ is still ∞ unless you take the inverse of it, 1/∞ = 0.

    Jeez, this brings by all that calculus I took. I found this funny. You'll only understand it if you took calculus though.
    [IMG]
    ROFLMFAO!

    btw Jon, sorry. This whole thread got hijacked. :D

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