Jokes 6 old ladies...

6 old ladies...

One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the Activities Director. I queried, "Are you aware there are six women lying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes," she replied, "they're retired prostitutes, they're having a yard sale."